A red hedgehog held his hands behind his head, light blue wrecking ball earrings swaying in the growling wind. “I’m telling you, if Santa got in a fight with Jesus, Santa would win!” He growled to the purple ferret next to him.

Rain continued to pour around the animals, and the purple girl held out her black umbrella over their heads for cover. “Sky, you’re being stupid, Jesus would win the fight, and Santa doesn’t exist!”

Her ruby dress ruffled around under the slight hurricane in the big city, and the red hedgehog with the swords strapped to his back gasped. “Blasphemy! How dare you say that Santa doesn’t exist, Wendy?”

Wendy let out another frustrated sigh. She looked out to the rain covered streets, and noticed that rarely any cars passed by. “We really should go inside now…”

“OH MY G!” Sky screamed dramatically. “My sexy senses are tingling! Hurry! To this alleyway!” He grabbed Wendy’s arm and pulled her to the dark place, causing rain to get in her face at the sudden movement.

“Sky!” Wendy growled, wiping the liquids from her face.

He put up a finger to his lips and hushed her. “You hear that?”


Wendy stopped and listened. All she could hear was the howling of the wind, and the banging of metal trashcans against each other. “Pi…Chu…”

The ferret gasped. Sky actually heard that? Amazing! “You really could hear that, Sky?” Her eyes wide.

“Of course! I can hear a pizza’s smell from a mile a way!”

Wendy fell face first in the ground.

“Pi-chu…”

She scrambled back to her feet. “There’s something in here, Sky! We gotta find it!” Wendy ran farther in it and began turning over boxes and trash cans. The red hedgehog continued to put his nose in the air, claiming he could ‘hear the pizza with his nose.’

A slight faint cry was heard again. “Pichu…” Wendy’s ears twitched and she threw over a newspaper, letting out a small gasp at what she saw.

A tiny yellow rodent lay sprawled in the dirt. Its tail was strange and looked just like a lightning bold, painted over with black. Its eyes were closed, and Wendy could see a scar across one of its right eyes. “Sky! Look what I found!”

The hedgehog jumped over with the speed of one thousand ADD kids. He saw the creature and raised an eye ridge. “That’s a funny looking pizza…”

“It’s a little animal you dork!” She sighed again. The mouse was shivering and trembling from the cold. “Oh, and it looks so cold…” She picked it up and put it in her arms carefully.

Sky poked the trembling creature. “It looks like a Pokemon…” He said. “A Pichu! I didn’t know us Sonic characters could have Pokemon!”

Wendy tilted her head, completely lost. “What do you mean, ‘us Sonic characters’?” She asked.

The red hedgehog waved it off. “Oh I’m just breaking the fourth wall… Anyways, let’s get that transition line rolling so we can help the little Pichu.”

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Sky and Wendy entered the apartment house that belonged to him. It was pretty small, but it’s not like he does anything. Wendy ran across the carpet, dragging rain water against the purple fuzzy ground, despite Sky’s complaints that he just cleaned it three years ago.

Racing through the cabinets, Wendy quickly pulled out a nice dry towel. She gently placed the blonde and black creature on the couch, rubbing the towel all over its body. “Sky, get something warm to make will you?”

“I don’t need anything warm.”

Wendy stomped her foot into the ground. “Not for you, the mouse!”

Sky turned over with a confused face. “I didn’t say anything though.”

“Well if you didn’t…” She growled, disbelieving him. “Then who did?”

The purple ferret let out a scream, as the towel was thrown into the air, revealing the little yellow mouse standing on its two front feet. “I did, idiots.” It spoke.


Sky jumped from surprise. “Holy talk, it can crap!!”

The animal let out a sigh. “You mean, ‘holy crap, it can talk’ and yes, I can talk. It shouldn’t be
that amazing, you all are animals too you know.”

His big black eyes glared into Sky’s brown ones. Across the evil glare, and the scar going down his right eye… Sky had found… “Someone who’s as sexy as I am!” He jumped up and down happily.

Wendy had her jaw slightly dropped. “Well, mister… Uh, mouse… What are you exactly? What’s your name?”

The tiny creature lifted up the towel and began to dry his big yellow ears. “I’m a Pichu. I don’t have a name, other than Pichu.”

Sky and Wendy both jumped up and down at the same time. “Aww, he’s cute!” They said.

The Pichu fumed. “I’m not cute, I’m evil!”

Sky smiled happily and offered a cookie to the little guy. The Pichu’s face lit up with delight, and
he swiped the chocolate chip cookie from him, turning around to consume it hungrily in tiny bites. “I’m not cute, I’m evil.” He pouted like a child through mixed chews of cookie.

“Pichu, where do you live?” Wendy asked happily, trying her best not to hug the little mouse with chocolate all over his face.

“I live where I live. I don’t have a home.” He said through more cookie filled bites.

Sky was ecstatic. “Stay with me! Stay with me! Oh oh! Let’s give him a name, Wendy!” He shouted.

The purple ferret thought for a moment. “Hmm… Well I know someone already has a Pichu named Pizu…”

Sighing heavily, the red hedgehog moaned, “Oh damn, you’re right… That’ll make me seem unoriginal…” He tapped his foot and began to think. A few moments later, he punched the air with victory. “Chippy! We’ll call him Chippy!”

“Wait, what?” The Pichu had no time to ask.

“Now, we need to make sure you’re special!” He ran around the house in a ruby red blur. “You already have a scar, that’s one… Oh! This will do fine! I’ve been meaning to throw this little guy out too… That’s it!” He came back in a blur, and ran around the newly named Chippy, putting on his new clothes.

Chippy tumbled down on the couch, dizzy. A red king-like cape fell down over his back, and he felt something sharp pointing against his side. “What just happened?” He stood up, and saw a sword sheath tied against his waist. “A cape and sword?”

Sky was on a roll. “Hmm… But you’re still missing something…”

Wendy was trying to keep up. “A cape and a sword?...”

The red hedgehog jumped up with another idea. “I’ve got it!” He roared, blue earrings dangling. He kneeled down next to Chippy, a serious look on his face. “Now… Chippy, are you ready to become my pet?”

Crossing his arms, he turned to the side, his cape flying over with him. “I’m nobody’s pet… But, I do have to admit the cape and sword are kinda sexy…” He tapped his tiny feet in thought. “How about, YOU become MY pet, and you feed me all the cookies you have?”

Wendy nearly fell to the ground. “Wh-what? This is going way too fast!”

Sky nodded, and shook the Pichu’s tiny hand. “It’s a deal! Now… To finish you off, Chippy…” He took off his light blue dangling earrings. “I give you these.”

Chippy’s eyes lit up. “Ooo, sexy…” The two said in unison. Sky placed the two earrings on each of Chippy’s big yellow mouse ears. The two were both ecstatic and could no longer keep it in. “Muhahahahaha!” They manically laughed together.

Sky gasped. “You laugh manically too?” Chippy nodded. “Oh, you’re so cool!”

Wendy shook her head, disappointed. “Am I the only one who thinks this is going to fast?”

“Yep!” Sky smiled as Chippy jumped onto his big red head. “Look at him… He’s just so cute!!”  The Pichu growled, and bit hard into one of the red hedgehog’s ears. “Ow ow! I was kidding!” He yelped, eyes watering a bit.


Wendy let out another deep sigh. “Looks like you two will get along just fine… I forget why I was even walking with you in the first place…”

“Cause he’s sexy?” Chippy tilted his head.

Before the girl could answer, Sky shot up. “That’s right!”

Wendy was getting irritated. “So… Um… ‘Chippy’ how old are you?”

Chewing on a new cookie, his eyes wandered upwards. “Umm…” He tilted his head over Sky’s
eyes and held out three tiny fingers. “How many is that?”

“Four.” Sky smiled. “You’re four years old!”

Wendy sweat dropped. “You mean three.”

“Right!”

The rain continued to pour around the house. “Well…” Wendy looked out the window. “I really would love to see more, but this story is getting boring now… I’ll be going now! So long, Sky and Chippy!”

“See ya!” The two waved happily to her. She waved a goodbye, and slammed the door behind her.

The Pichu tapped on Sky’s head. “What do we do now?”

“I dunno… Let’s eat cookies and watch Dora the Explorer!” Sky smiled, running over to the kitchen to fetch a box of the stuff.

Sky reached down to grab a cookie, but Chippy leaped off from his head and unsheathed the sword, holding it right under Sky’s chin. “We watch shows about evil, and if you touch these cookies, you die. Understand?” He glared, lightning reflecting off his sky blue wrecking-ball-like earrings.

“Anything for my wittle Chippy!” Sky smiled.

Chippy sighed and put his sword away under the cape. “Good.” He jumped back up on Sky’s head and the two sat down in front of the television.

And that… Is the story… Of Chippy the Pichu. The two would become great friends and laugh manically constantly… Yada yada… No one really cares anymore at this point. Well, that’s the end of this lame thing.

“Yeah, change the channel already, will you?” Chippy took a nip at Sky’s kitty ears.

“Okay!” He picked up the remote and clicked the button.

The End.